This time of year represents a time of thanks, and a break, to catch up with family members that we don’t often get to see.
I know it’s been a political year, but I’m an even better political conversation avoider.
Think of it as the highest Thanksgiving dinner art form — like playing dodge ball — but with opinions instead.
When my father, Kent, starts saying “what an interesting month it has been,” dramatically yell to pass the rolls and compliment one of the foods on the spread.
When mema starts to say “back in my day,” quickly respond with grandma were you a pilgrim?
If all else fails, shove a roll in your mouth and point excitedly at the football game — nothing kills a debate like carbs and touchdowns.
By the time they’re done looking confused, you’ll have safely navigated to the dessert table.
Dodging political conversations at Thanksgiving requires quick thinking and a solid escape plan.
And if things get heated, grab the nearest toddler and loudly announce, “Time for a diaper change.” Even if there’s no toddler, it’s worth the awkward silence.
Since I am and always will be part fudgie, I will be traveling downstate to southeastern Michigan for various holiday festivities.
My Thanksgiving starts Wednesday night, where all of my hometown friends gather at the local Onsted bar to catch up since the last time we saw each other.
The key will be not drinking too much, to save energy for a very busy turkey day.
Thanksgiving Day is filled with travel, food, family and football.
After stopping at the first dinner, set for 12:30 p.m., we will pack up the car for a two hour drive near Detroit to catch the second family dinner at 4 p.m.
Hopefully, my belly has receded, and made room for yet another feast alongside different family members.
With my fingers crossed, we will get there right in time for the ending of the Detroit Lions and Chicago Bears game. Of course it will be on the radio the whole time, and any asking for an analog change will be greeted with a kind growl.
Hopefully they win unlike last year, it will definitely help with the vibes.
After indulging in turkey, some wine, it will be time for the mouth watering pumpkin pie desert. After the dessert, it’s really time to get down to business, with the family poker game.
As the youngest of the group, some of my fondest and most terrifying memories happened around the kitchen table that served as a poker table any given holiday.
Since I remember, I have looked forward to the day where I will win the family poker game. I’ve been close in recent years and I feel this could be my time.
After finishing the game, it will be time to wake my sleeping dad from the couch and head home with plenty of thanks for the people we call family.
From our family to yours, please have a happy and safe Thanksgiving.
