A joke

To the editor:

A businessman wanted to expand his portfolio, “land, a farm would be nice”. He found the best farmland, but texted the seller that IT HAS WEEDS. “Yes,” said seller, “but there are ways to deal with weeds, and there will always be some weeds”.

The businessman acquired the farm, so now he thought he was a farmer. Told all the other farmers “I will make this the BEST FARM, I will REMOVE ALL THE WEEDS”. He disrespected them- he was a HUGE $UCCE$$, so he obviously KNEW MORE ABOUT FARM$. “There are ways to deal with weeds,” they said, “and there are always some weeds”.